Dylan O’Brien + dancing
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
You’ve always had a lot of guts. A lot more than I’ve ever had. No, now that’s not true. It is. People think I’m this rough, tough, gun-toting badass, but I’m not. I never was. I don’t think about you as a ‘badass’. Dick. No, I mean, that you’ll always be my little sister.